Governor, Impaler, Vampyre, Hecate Witch, and Dark Priest???

Ok. I like vampires more than most people. And I tend to be more skeptical of orthodox religions than many people. Even so, I'm not sure I could ever bring myself to vote for someone with a resume like this guy's: Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey. He's running for governor of Minnesota in 2006. And his ambition doesn't stop there. He's running for the presidency in 2009. And I thought voting for the Terminator was ridiculous and, might I add, stupid?